Dating & Dismemberment Book cover type:Paperback As a pro-bound college athlete

As a pro-bound college athlete with a good-time reputation

and broody

I'd do anything to make sure he doesn't suffer because of the bad decisions his father made

vampire geneticist Matthew Clairmont

She knows mixing business with pleasure never works out

Dating & Dismemberment Book cover type:Paperback As a pro-bound college athleteDating & Dismemberment by A. L. Brody Darla Drake, Duchess of Death, is a legendary monster who has haunted the woods around Camp Clear Creek for years. Until an existential crisis forces her to take a sabbatical from wreaking havoc on pimply teens while she figures out what she really wants from the rest of her (possibly infinite) life. But what does a monster do when her malevolent days are over? For Darla, its spending time with the decapitatedyet